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I am not a convict by Citrusy-fun I am not a convict by Citrusy-fun
DG woke up on the floor of the diner, blinking her big blue eyes open she almost didn't trust what she was feeling to be the truth. But the the owner of the diner swooped in with a pitcher of water he immediatly upturned over her and now soaked to the bone she understood that the entire adventure had been a dream, a strange dream in which she was a princess... in which she had a sister... in which her parents for 20 years had been nuture drones... robots. The odd companions were dreams, the zipper head, Glitch... the Tin Man, Cain... and the Seer, Raw.

"DG... get your lazy arse up or you are going to get doused with another pitcher of water!"

The owner of the diner barked at her, and with the help of a rather tan man, who immediatly explained that though he wasn't a doctor he was a Vet and had been the one to catch her when she passed out. His name was Rorey, and his voice had a gruff tone she immediatly recognized as Raw.

"no wait! I was in this magical place, and you were there, but you were a... lion."

Rorey only chuckled, shaking his head, saying that he was a leo (born in August) but not an actual lion. Then he offerred to help her outside, shooting a glare at the diner owner who held up his hands in mock surrender. Getting help outside, she couldn't help but bang shoulders with a rather beautiful lady with dark hair... it bore a striking resembalence to her sister... but DG was now doubting everything, and the slightly older girl would probably be freaked if she was rabidly attacked by a psycho waitress talking about two princess spinning on their tippy toes.

Being helped to a bench, she sat down, her head felt heavy and her vision foggy, Rorey just sat next to her, and as she watched people passed she noticed the resembelence they all had to her dream... especially when two people crossed the street. One in handcuffs, and the other an officer. 'Cain and Glitch!' Were her thoughts as wide eyed she focused on the conversation.

"But I told you I'm not a convict, Cain!"
"Ambrose, you say that everytime I catch you... you were causing a nuisance in the library again."
"I can't help it if the arrange things wrongly, and can't seem to... euh..."
"you also blew up half of the romance section."
"It wasn't suppose to blow up, I just mixed in the wrong chemical... I forgot."
"You always forget you headcase."
"But Cain! It was an accident... are the handcuffs really nessessary?"
"yes... with you, handcuffs are completly nessessary, in fact they are a requirement... you should come with the warning lable."

DG watched with fascination as the Cop!Cain and the Handcuffed Glitch came closer, speaking loudly. There was something about the two that she couldn't put her foot on.

"C'mon Wyatt, you know I don't mean it... I just forget that I'm not at home when I start thinking about things, and one thing always leads to another."
"I'm on duty, you have to call me Cain, or Officer... of Officer Cain."
The smirk of a smile that formed on Glitch's face was very different from OZ Glitch.
"Oh... but last night is when you told me to call you Officer, or don't you remember? We sure made sure the neighbors knew."

And then he was out of the cuffs, and DG turned bright red as the earth!Glitch...Ambrose... went to his tiptoes and gave earth!Cain a very intimate, very tongue full kiss, at the same time slipping the cuffs on the cops wrist. A grin later, a cheeky one and he was taking off down the sidewalk, bag swinging at his side as a stun Wyatt was left. Rorey was nearly guffawing.

"those two... remember when Ambrose knocked over the water tower accidentally? I don't know how you lived through him being your professor... he's going to ruin the town with him and Wyatt Cain's idea of foreplay."


Before DG could say anything else she was gasping awake, feeling the cool breeze of FenAqua around her room, silken sheets clutched under her hands. Above her three sets of eyes stared down.

"DG! You had us worred! The fever finally broke, Raw was able to heel you the rest of the way..." Glitch spoke, bring the princess to awareness.

"Oh my goodness! I had the strangest dream! I was back on earth, and Raw... you were there, and you were human..." a snort of discuss from Raw." and Glitch and Cain... you were there but," she blushed, and wanted to hide under the sheet. "you were... dating." The abrupt coughing from Cain, and the shocked expression on Glitch's face were enough to let DG know that it was all just a dream. Raw looked at the two before looking back at DG, "you rest... we leave... you get strength from relax."

Nodding weakly, her eyes already falling closed as the three men left the room.

As the door closed behind them, there was silence until Raw said, "Told you she find out soon." Holding his hand out, he waited till it was filled with enough gold pieces to satisfy him, and with that he walked off, a very happy Seer indeed.

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So there ya go, a super quick one-shot story match to the picture. I couldn't resist the 'this-was-all-a-dream' scenario. So I had to draw Glitch and Cain how I imagine they would be on earth.

Cain: a cop
Glitch: an absent minded Professor with a penchant to blow things up when he is bored or horney.

Time taken: 1 hour
tools: paper, pencil, pen, eraser

I don't own these characters... I wish I did though, I'd have a lot of fun.

P.S This picture will eventuall be coloured
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RiddleBlack246 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Student General Artist
So precious and awesome!
the-watched-pot Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Very cute :) And a nice little double-bluff there, with DG in a fever dream. I like the badges on Glitch's bag, too! ~adds an apple badge when no-one's looking~
Oiyuki Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011
*Snerk* That was awesome.
The-Bitten Featured By Owner May 3, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
i often wonder if cain undid glitches belt lol
LilithLunatic Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2007
That's adorable. Love the betting, by the way.
Citrusy-fun Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you ^_^

I totally think that since Raw can pick up emotions he totally knows what is going on and would make lots of bets on it. ^_^ Yay for Raw.

Thank you so much for the comment and the face! Makes me uber happy! ^^
LilithLunatic Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2008
Plus it makes me think of Glitch/Cain bondage... mmm...
Citrusy-fun Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
mmm... nothing wrong with thinking that ^_^

yay... bondage
RavenSilverKat Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
Deffinetely VERY freeking awesome! >.< :heart:
Citrusy-fun Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for your comment!
Me lovey comments!

Thank you so much for the fave too!!

*hugs you lots*
RavenSilverKat Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
^.^ Your welcome.
AstroStarr42 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2007   Writer
LMAO! I love it! Great picture, and totally RAWsome ficlett to go with it! I was laughing the entire time XD
Much love!
Citrusy-fun Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay for Raw!!! He needs so much more loving it isn't even funny.

I'm glad it all made you laugh, that makes me incredibly happy.

Thank you so much for the comment!!! *hugs*
Allexiell Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2007
foreplay..... you spent the day mentally doing circles around the house again didn't you?
aisarete Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2007  Student Writer
*is from lj* That is great! I lurve it. Dream-stuff is always fun to read.

One thing... every time I look at the picture my perverted mind goes "bondage!" and causes my thoughts to go places they really should stay away from... XD I really do love it.
Citrusy-fun Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad your mind goes to bondage, because my mind does too... c'mon, you know they have totally used those handcuffs in the bedroom when Cain plays 'bad cop'

Thank you much for the comment *hugs you lots*

Kamashimi Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2007
(came over from the lj comm)

that was an adorable fic.

your line art is also very good.
Citrusy-fun Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the comment *hugs fellow lj user*

I've been staring at this pic a couple times wanting to colour... which I hope I may eventually... I said I would, so I want to ^_^

Thank you again for the comment.
o0oGrey-Moono0o Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2007
Eeheehee, this is awesome! I really have to look into the Tin Man.
MiMiClarion Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2007
Ha! Oh that was good! Would love to see more of that particular AU.
Citrusy-fun Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I did sketch a little picture of Professor Ambrose wearing science goggles and posters on his wall

(one of which says 'Work Your Brain or in Sovient Russia Brain Works You!' which I thought was funny)

Thank you so much for the comment! *hugs*
MiMiClarion Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2008
XD I'd love to see it, that sounds so funny!
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